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What began as a Twitter conversation concluded with me receiving an advanced sex toy. Isn’t the internet a fantastic invention? Prior to this, the closest I’d ever been to a self-pleasure device was an abnormally crusty DIY Fleshlight laying outside Kevin’s house, made of previously frozen hot dog buns preserved in maple syrup in two Ziploc bags rubberbanded together. Kevin, what was going out outside? Why did you wield it as if it were a sword?
The Autoblow A.I. is just for men who have a penis, and while I agree with Curtis that additional gadgets of this type should be all-inclusive, I appreciate the company’s point of view. Unlike the rudimentary Fleshlights and tube socks of the past, the Autoblow A.I. simulates fellatio using technologyTM, and it does a very good job of it.
The Good
The Autoblow A.I. has ten different modes, each focusing on a different aspect of your member. Some combine many elements, while others alternate, and the speed can be adjusted to achieve the desired effect. If the experience becomes too intense and you aren’t quite ready for that magnificent conclusion to your Tuesday afternoon, there’s also a pause option referred to as an Edge button.
What I’m trying to convey is that it will diddle your dongle in a way that you will enjoy.
The machine’s creators also mention that they used artificial intelligence to nail the sensation. Autoblow A.I. sounds a lot better than Autoblow M.L. since it was achieved by studying “hundreds of hours of blowjob films,” and while I’m not sure if that’s actual A.I. or machine learning, Autoblow A.I. sounds a lot better than Autoblow M.L.
The machine’s silicon is nice to the touch and composed of high-quality material. I’m sure there’s a Silence of the Lambs joke about lotion and skin here, but I’ll let you figure it out.
It’s also simple to clean; simply remove the sleeve and wash it in warm water with dish soap. It’s also a good idea to apply a silicone renewal powder to retain the silicone’s quality.
The Bad
There is a (literal) slew of difficulties that prevent the Autoblow A.I. from reaching its full potential. The most important factor is the monster’s size. It’s not insignificant, and depending on how you like to exit, it might make the encounter difficult.
When you add in the necessity to keep the machine plugged in while using it, an intimate moment becomes a strange dance of machine and flesh that is better suited to Netflix’s Love, Death, and Robots. A rechargeable power pack of some kind would be extremely beneficial in this regard, although I suppose the added weight would be a deterrent for many.
Finally, it is a little too loud. It is at least two times quieter than the previous edition, according to Autoblow, indicating that the company is making progress in the right direction.
The Sticky
Overall, the Autoblow A.I. is a powerful device if you want to spice up your personal time or time with a companion.
With a price tag of around $300 (now on sale for $219), you’ll have to decide how much your climax is worth to you, but if you’re concerned that this is simply another costly gimmick, you can rest assured.
